January 2012
37 posts
Jan 16th
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Nefarious Fauxpod Gifs
eomira: Not perfect. 
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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rocketfists: Has anyone ever tried to “make emailings [sic]” at Hans von Hozel and let him know about his legacy? Pretty sure that’s why he keeps writing ;D
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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YESTERDAY WAS NICOLAS CAGE'S BIRTHDAY AND I MISSED...
skygiants: I didn’t acknowledge his snakeskin jacket, or his Memphis goose voice, or his famous method acting.   
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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skypirategirl asked: This isn't an ask, but I thought that everyone should know that our dear Nicolas Cage celebrates his 48th birthday today.
Jan 8th
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“Well in my scenario, I resurrect Shawna then WE get drunk in Las Vegas.”
– Jake, Nefarious Fauxpod — nefarious urine puddle (via theunderspoken)
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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“Should I seduce you all with my keys?”
– Dr Jake and the 88 Keys of Seduction (Nefarious Mistakes)
Jan 3rd
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Anonymous asked: It's a few seconds after 46:00
Jan 3rd
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It turns out
That quote was all sorts of incorrect.  FIXED.  I hope you all reblog it now.
Jan 3rd
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aleetlepinch replied to your post: themarilives...
I’m listening to this part now.  BRBZ GUIZ.
Jan 3rd
Anonymous asked: Yesterday (or today, depending on your time zone) you posted "Nefarious Fashion Advice" and it says "what kind OF clothes" when it should be "what kind ME clothes"
Jan 3rd
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themarilives replied to your post: Or i think they mean the new one. where one of the questions was referencing a previous episode, and zach got annoyed about it. i think they mean this post effyeahnefariousfauxpod… Then that person needs to go listen to the newest nefarious fauxpod! «link
Jan 3rd
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Or
If you could merely tell me in which month it would posted.  That would be SO COOL.  I mean, it would be easier to find in the archive of 942 posts.  I mean.
Jan 3rd
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moabukbuk asked: wait wait wait; I love your blog, but shouldn't the quote be "what kind me clothes" ;) [or maybe I was thinking about another episode...] thank you!
Jan 3rd
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“Can I… Seduce you with my lightsaber?”
– Zach (Nefarious Mistakes)
Jan 3rd
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“Stop asking for advice.”
– Shawna, about ‘How to start on YouTube’ advice (Nefarious Mistakes)
Jan 2nd
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Nefarious Ex Advice.
Listener: I recently broke up with my boyfriend, but I still have to see him everyday. How do I deal with that?
Shawna: Kill him.
Jan 2nd
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Nefarious Fashion Advice.
Listener: Could you suggest what kind me clothes to wear for this coming fall
Zach: I will stab you in the face then you won't need clothes when you're six feet under, ya jerk!
Jan 2nd
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“What’s a cultured?”
– Jake (Nefarious Mistakes)
Jan 2nd
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Jake: "What should I by for my friend for HER birthday?"
Adam: Bandaids.
Zach: A thoughtful friend.
Jan 2nd
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“It must be so hard to be Colson.”
– Adam (Nefarious Mistakes)
Jan 2nd
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“Colson, you made another blunder!”
– Zach (Nefarious Mistakes)
Jan 2nd
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“How else can you learn about life, but from listening to all the bad things that...”
– Jake (Nefarious Mistakes)
Jan 2nd
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leafylovesyou: I wonder if anybody still believes that Zach doesn’t contribute anything to Nefarious Fauxpod. (Are we all still making “Zack does everything” jokes? I think we should be.) He does everything, guys. I’ll even say it in French. Il fait tout les choses. Okay technically that says “he does all of the things”, but the message is still there. #ThatZakAppreciation
Jan 2nd
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semicolson: Well, I finally got to the end of the Fauxpod and I’m officially red from  embarrassment. I hoped Zach would have edited out my questions to the Podcast. I was not so fortunate…. awww colson.
Jan 2nd
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“That sass came all the way from Canada. And it was served ICE COLD.”
– Zach (Nefarious Mistakes)
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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“What’s your favorite color? Anything but yellow. Because of the Chinese.”
– Zach (Nefarious Mistakes)
Jan 1st
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“Yeah, I don’t plan on knowing my wife.”
– Jake (Nefarious Mistakes)
Jan 1st
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What do you do when you're in love with a...
Shawna: Reevaluate your outlook on love! Adam: Shawna do you believe in love at first site? Shawna: No. Adam: Well you should because it happens all the time, every day.  I mean, if you can love somebody without knowing anything about them, I would say it’s the deepest kind of love there is.
Jan 1st
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Shawna's money facial.
Adam: Maybe you shouldn't rub the money all over your face.
Shawna: But that's what it's for!
Jan 1st
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Jake: King of the Anti-Climactic Story.
Jan 1st
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butterfliesandbrightlights: Nefarious tells you to drop out of college and ditch high school.
Jan 1st
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You danube the cruft!
macrobstar: Obviously
Jan 1st
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Search "crufts" tag.
IT’S ALL DOGS. What are you trying to do Centipede?!
Jan 1st
December 2011
39 posts
Danube the cruft!
Dec 31st
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“Speaking of ‘Sorry I asked,’ Have you ever wanted to know what it...”
– Adam (Nefarious Mistakes)
Dec 31st
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livesnearamill: sometimes i shoot lasers at vases its almost as fun as shooting hooks at walls
Dec 31st
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“I’m not saying you’re not good, I’m just saying you’re...”
– Adam, about partying in Nefarious Mistakes.
Dec 31st
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“The party don’t start ‘til Adam walk in.”
– Adam (Nefarious Mistakes)
Dec 31st
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dropouranch0rs: “MARIO PARTY IS FUN REGARDLESS IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS” “it’s not a party if you’re alone adam” “maybe when you’re alone but when i’m alone?” “are you claiming that you are the party adam” “YES.”
Dec 31st
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Such an educational episode!
Dec 31st
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“And you learned that Voldey is a bad person because of this.”
– Jake (Nefarious Mistakes)
Dec 31st
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“I robbed a 9 year old.”
– Adam (Nefarious Mistakes)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“So what you’re saying is you cause wheelchair people serious woe.”
– Shawna (Nefarious Mistakes)
Dec 30th
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